Have you been hearing this? Since last year, football commentators have been using the word “carom.” By definition, the word describes one object glancing off of another, commonly used to describe the action of pool balls. Why has it suddenly taken over sports broadcasting? Who has ever used this word before now? Did someone send…

I accidentally posted my ceremonious first blog post before I was done complaining. Why is Pat Sajack retiring already and what will happen with Vanna? Nobody seems to say anything about Vanna’s future but it’s on everybody’s mind. Will Ryan Seacrest find a new Vanna, or maybe he will flip the letters himself with an…

Yes, this is the first post to my new blog. I’m so glad you had nothing else to do today. Did you quiet-quit or get fired? Please stay as long as you want, just don’t change the TV. Yes, I’m watching Matlock again, this is one of the good ones before Don Knotts ruined it.