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The Liberal Media Makes People More Stupid
There’s no need to ask for proof on this claim, the proof presents itself on our screens everyday. No longer do the media provide information; in today’s world of instant internet news, the media have repositioned themselves as filters to the facts rather than reporters. The coverage of the recent visit by Trump to a…
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Why Does ESPN Spoil Monday Night Football?
It seems like a simple enough question but there’s almost no discussion about this on the internet. Has this subject been shadow banned? Why does ESPN spoil the football scores? It’s not just ESPN, it’s any and all of the network that carries football, pro or college. In our modern age of streaming and DVR…
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What is this carom insanity?
Have you been hearing this? Since last year, football commentators have been using the word “carom.” By definition, the word describes one object glancing off of another, commonly used to describe the action of pool balls. Why has it suddenly taken over sports broadcasting? Who has ever used this word before now? Did someone send…
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My First Post, Part 2
I accidentally posted my ceremonious first blog post before I was done complaining. Why is Pat Sajack retiring already and what will happen with Vanna? Nobody seems to say anything about Vanna’s future but it’s on everybody’s mind. Will Ryan Seacrest find a new Vanna, or maybe he will flip the letters himself with an…
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Hello world! What the Hell are you looking at?
Yes, this is the first post to my new blog. I’m so glad you had nothing else to do today. Did you quiet-quit or get fired? Please stay as long as you want, just don’t change the TV. Yes, I’m watching Matlock again, this is one of the good ones before Don Knotts ruined it.
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