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AI Is Dumb
I’m not saying I’m against progress. I’m saying progress now requires three passwords, two-factor authentication, a retina scan, and still doesn’t work on Tuesdays. These days, AI is doing everything: writing books, making art, giving therapy, stealing jobs, raising kids, diagnosing rashes, and explaining your emotions back to you in the voice of a perky…
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What is this carom insanity?
Have you been hearing this? Since last year, football commentators have been using the word “carom.” By definition, the word describes one object glancing off of another, commonly used to describe the action of pool balls. Why has it suddenly taken over sports broadcasting? Who has ever used this word before now? Did someone send…
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My First Post, Part 2
I accidentally posted my ceremonious first blog post before I was done complaining. Why is Pat Sajack retiring already and what will happen with Vanna? Nobody seems to say anything about Vanna’s future but it’s on everybody’s mind. Will Ryan Seacrest find a new Vanna, or maybe he will flip the letters himself with an…
